Why You Can't Be A Lesbian

Another Another

Barbara...

Kim...

NUTRITIOUS AND DELICIOUS

EAT YOUR LIPSTICK at Dalston Superstore tonight... gonna play my new favourites...

Viktor & Rolf...

gorge.

Cockabilly TONIGHT... And TOMORROW

Dalston Superstore tonight, the new Moustache Bar tomorrow - come innit x

Last night i dreamt i was giving birth to The Devil's baby...

It was quite easy though cos it was my second.

Total Disco Catharsis

Saturday night / Sunday morning

After Hot Boy Dancing Spot we went back to Zakiya's shed and this stray cat started giving birth on Chris' lap. So we moved her to the patio where she licked herself until kittens came out. Cute right?

Chris Clark appreciation

And it's not just the record... it's the HAIR!

CALIGULA... last friday

Was DJing with Theo Adams and Princess Julia who are both enviably lovely, gorgeous and talented. Played a bit of this...

And this... D I S C O ! Pics here http://www.weknowwhatyoudidlastnight.com/exhibitions/537

Dalstonsuperstorabilly

So Cockabilly's in Gay Times this month - from the night we did at Dalston Superstore. It's pages 18-19, just on the reverse of Margaret from The Apprentice. It's a bit small to make out here, so just go read it in Borders.

Strut, pout, put it out

Classical allusions with added shiny earrings.

He said, "Baby, what's wrong with you?
Why don't you use your imagination
Nations go to war over women like you,
it's just a form of appreciation...

Her name was Liza...

Pathos, tragedy AND disco - amazing!

COCKABILLY tonight!

It's a rockabilly disco with homosexual tendencies! Here's some photos from when we first started.






And some thing i wrote to describe it...

Wow you look great! Why don't you come on over? Take a seat. That's right, squeeze in there, right between the two of us.

Shall we listen to some tunes? How about 'Too Much Monkey Business' by Chuck Berry? That should get you in the mood. Want some poppers? We can dance a little if you want to.

Confused about your sexuality? Who isn't! Just listen to Clarence 'Frogman' Henry in 'Ain't Got No Home'. Boy, girl, frog… we can relate.

Looking for some action? Us too! But shall we listen to this Ike and Tina Turner classic first - 'I Can't Believe What You Say' - oh Tina… the jealousy, the rage! Who wants to sleep with nice boys all the time anyway?

I love rock n roll

Thanks the P.I.X. for reminding me how good Joan Jett is. I've been thinking i should wear more leather for ages.

You got my message then?

Hey Dalston...

You get a haircut or something? You're looking kind of swishy.

Well into Muppets at the moment...

Uh oh

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